iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

lulllzz

(via dog-is-doog)

gastrogirl:

flourless chocolate peanut butter cup cake.

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

(via a-light-outside)

gavinpivott:

damn girl are you sitting on an f5 key cos that ass is refreshing

(via jakegrifball)

gastrogirl:

strawberry pocky cake with chocolate-dipped strawberries.
theycallmemos:


Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

(Source: octopusmotor, via weareallinn0cent)

gastrogirl:

ice cream sandwich cake.

funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

(via nighthawkok)

kevrudd:

unfollovving:

timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia

he is in charge again

loving the support

kevrudd:

unfollovving:

timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia

he is in charge again

loving the support

(via dog-is-doog)

(Source: skyphoi, via dog-is-doog)